Superfluous Third Wheel

Greetings, and welcome to the Al-Qaida Mile-High Club.

"ur sexy in a weird way"

And we have ignition...

I have nothing to prove to anyone. I am not principally inferior to anyone else due to my physical differences. I will not concede to bigoted, in-bred, simean retards who decide that my existence is a personal affront to them, and that I should adhere to their whims purely because they are capable of physical manifestations of violence. I cannot - and will not - cease to exist; thus, if you have a point to make, then make it, and make it to my face so that I can gauge just how pathetic you are. You accomplish nothing but to inflict pain, and pain is superficial; given the same circumstances, and the prospect of physical violence, I will not hesitate to stand my ground again. I am a man of principle. Do your bloody worst; brutalise me to your heart's content: my spirit is too strong to be broken by your ilk.

"Why is the human population so full of assholes?"

"Because otherwise, we'd all be full of shit."

The AOLese "abridged" keyboard.

Rest assured: the patent's in the post ;)

Ugh.

All hail the Pretentious Twat. May ye forever balk at his protracted gibberish.

Quotes of the Day:

"Each morning I open my eyes, only to see the World in a new and shittier light." - Moi

"Seventeen years of unenforced celibacy has its benefits... you really do measure your life out in seconds." - Moi

Faceless: "People don't give it much second thought because it sounds poetic. It sounds poetic to them because they obviously don't know what the words mean, nor in which contexts they could/should be used."
Profesh: "Ah yes; poetry of the river in full flow. Doesn't seem to matter if that river be composed entirely of shite, however :P" - Moi (yet again)