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Wednesday, October 29, 2003

Just implemented my playlist on the right-hand menu, for reference/convenience purposes. Have also installed an iMood indicator, in the unlikely event that you actually give a damn what I'm feeling. Goodnight.

Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Having thoroughly and utterly thrashed Joseph over the course of several marathon sessions on Brute Force, I can safely and firmly conclude that my brother is, without a doubt, the World's first and only one-man Deathmatch.

God bless his newbie soul ;P

Monday, October 27, 2003

Hohoho... you sad, rebounding, delusional idiot. *wipes tears from eyes*

Thursday, October 23, 2003

ARGH. I hate school. I hate myself. But most of all, I hate you. I fucking hate you. I'm fucking sick and tired of you putting me through this ridiculous and totally fucking unnecessary charade. I don't see why this has to have become such a fucking issue. I didn't make it this way. You and your fucking fickle emotional bollocks. Fuck, shit and cunt for good measure.

And no, I don't know exactly WHY I'm so fucking ANGRY all of a sudden, but if anyone I know needs someone KILLED then NOW is the time to ASK.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Currently listening to: Daft Punk - Voyager

Okay people, since my social life - at least, in the more traditional vein - has all but ceased to be, and in lieu of some powerfully phrased "words of encouragement" courtesy of Patrik and Sam (whiplash and first-degree burns notwithstanding), I shall proceed thusly to regale you by means of what is to be arguably the most vainglorious and downright superficial excuse for a blog update yet to grace thy virgin auspices (yes, that's right, you over there in the corner with the Brio train set - pay attention) - none other than a rare and much-coveted sneak peek at the Official™ Profesh® Ultimate Eclectic/Euphoric Party Collection Vol. 1, quite possibly the soon to be-all and end-all of feel-good dance/house anthologies in the making. So, prepare to gird thy loins for an audacious onslaught on the senses; a brain-tingling, mind-bending euphoria of the most uncompromisingly audial variety, absolutely 100% guaranteed to get bodies jumping, pulses thumping and endorphins pumping - given that you swing more or less the same way I do, of course.

Well anyway, here they all are in precise numerical order for your delight and delectation. Enjoy...

1. Jamiroquai - Destitute Illusions
2. Jamiroquai - Feels So Good
3. Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity
4. Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl
5. Jamiroquai - Use The Force
6. Jamiroquai - Alright
7. Jamiroquai - High Times
8. Jamiroquai - Canned Heat
9. The Prodigy - Out Of Space
10. Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At
11. Moby - Go
12. Basement Jaxx - Red Alert
13. Basement Jaxx - Bingo Bango
14. Puretone - Addicted To Bass
15. Armand Van Helden feat. Duane Harden - You Don't Know Me
16. Phats & Small - Turn Around
17. The Ones - Flawless
18. Stylophonic - Soulreply
19. Intenso Project - Luv Da Sunshine
20. Room 5 feat. Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv
21. Daft Punk - Voyager
22. Röyksopp - Eple
23. Moloko - The Time Is Now
24. Moloko - The Time Is Now (Can 7 Mix)
25. The Cardigans - Lovefool
26. Bob Marley vs. Funkstar Deluxe - Sun Is Shining
27. Soulsearcher - Can't Get Enough
28. Daft Punk - Revolution 909
29. Jamiroquai - Supersonic (Pete Heller Mix)
30. Daft Punk - Digital Love
31. Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
32. Moloko - Sing It Back
33. Was (Not Was) - Shake Your Head
34. The Bucketheads - The Bomb (These Sounds Fall Into My Mind)


Well kids, that just about wraps things up for today's lesson. Naturalement, feel free to rant, rave and generally wax on to your heart's content - in your own time, and on your own, personal webspace; however, please keep in mind that the aformentioned anthology constitutes a work in progress, and that, should you feel the least bit inclined to violate the hallowed inner sanctum of my beloved Think-Tank with your unsolicited critiques, thou shalt incur the proverbial blunt end of a wrath most vengeful and ungodly in its exaction of divine retribution. Of course, helpful ideas and suggestions from fellow House-Heads will be recieved with a customarily moist... uhh... warm welcome, in addition to general ego-stroking with regard to my undeniably exquisite musical taste. Now, get up off the floor and save your awestruck reverence for a more convenient time; Ryan finds himself presently called forth once more unto the breach by the altogether necessary (albeit nonetheless mundane) pursuit of academic endeavours. Peace out, brethren, and god bless those to whom it applies ;)

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  • Currently listening to: Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

    Odd... it would seem that I am strangely possessed of a capacity to effortlessly chat up complete and total strangers over the 'net, whilst nevertheless remaining tragically inept when it comes to one-on-one [social] intercourse. Perhaps my personality (ego) precedes me, or perhaps all those prolonged and intimate tête-à-têtes with Lisa over MSN have simply caused some of her innate charm and impeccable chatroom decorum to rub off on my blunt, charmless self. Then again, it is perhaps equally possible that the fact these people are as yet unfamiliar with the "real" me would have something to do with the matter. All I know is that, either way, I wholeheartedly intend to exploit my newfound talents to the fullest extent possible under the Law. Wish me luck ;)

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